So I was looking through the files on my computer tonight to try to find a file I think I created with addresses of my family and friends (so I can send out Christmas cards). I haven't found that yet, but I did find a file called "Blog." I VAGUELY remember writing this (with input from Kel and Brooke I think). I looked at the properties and it said that it was created on April 4, 2006. That seems like a weird time for me to be writing something like this, so it makes me question whether or not I wrote it or one of my friends did (I know, I have a HORRIBLE memory), but I am pretty dang sure I wrote it!! (Brooke do you remember this?!)
Anyway, it made me laugh so I thought I'd post it here...
"Okay- So this is what I am thinking—I have been pondering this for a while and I really think that all men should come with warning labels. Little signs right smack in the middle of their foreheads that warn us single girls of the times to come…. I took the liberty of putting these warning labels into different categories. Most men fit into at least one of these- and many fit into more than one! I thought I would share them with my friends- so here goes---
Category #1: “I’m lost”
This guy is the type of guy that you want to save. He goes through life not sure of what he wants or who he wants it with. He is the type of guy that will leave you feeling like a puppy chasing your tail all of the time and trying to be amused by it. He is the kind that calls his parents (or some other party) to discuss every little decision that he makes in his life BEFORE he makes it. You will waste YEARS of your life with this guy trying to convince him that you are the one just for it to all come to an ugly, catastrophic end because he does not know WHAT he wants and no matter how hard you try, you can’t help him figure it out and will rot away waiting for him to figure it out on his own. So, my advice? - Run from this kind and fast- and yes, I have had this guy…
Category #2: “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde”
This guy will sweep you off of your feet in the beginning. He will say all of the right things, take you places, and kiss you just how you want to be kissed. You will spend all of your time with him and when you are away from him, you will miss him like crazy. You will think that you have finally found Mr. Right. Then, one day, BAM!! Something will happen. Something will change- and overnight, your world will get turned upside down. The guy that you adore, Mr. Right, the guy that you love, will turn into a monster; a big, ugly beast that you neither know, nor have ever met. And for no reason whatsoever (or at least not one a NORMAL person can understand), it will be over. Just like that. Beware…. And yes, I have had this kind too…
Category #3: “I am only interested sometimes”
This is the guy that will call you, take you out, drop you off and then you won’t hear from him for a couple weeks… text message here, phone call there, email here, date there- Nothing substantial- and that is the extent of it. Good times if you don’t feel anything for the person. BUT- if you do allow yourself to develop feelings for this type of guy, it will kill you- nice and slowly…. My advice? Cut off all ties if you do develop feelings- It is the only way to get out still walking… or at least limping away. And yes, this one too….
Category #4: “I eat my corn the long way.”
This one will be perfect at first. He will dress nice, compliment you all of the time, and go shopping with you, until you notice how he checks out guys more than you do!! Your friends will all tell you that there is something off about him but you won’t notice it until later… I haven’t had this one yet but I do know someone that has!! Hehe…
Category #5: “Sexaholic”
The bed, the bathroom counter, the kitchen, the floor, the car, restaurants, EVERYWHERE! You will feel like a sex goddess until you realize about 10 other girls feel the same way…. Ewww…..
Category #6: “Married with children”
Need I say more? Jerks…
Category #7: “Mr. Right”
This guy is right up there with the unicorn, the tooth fairy, and the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow- You don’t think they exist because you have yet to see them. Even though this guy may never come about- I do have to say, being the hopeless romantic at heart that I am, I will continue to hold my breath until he comes along- Even if I have to be blue in the face forever…."
Ok...I am remembering this more and more...I am close to positive I wrote this...LOL!
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4 comments:
I remember this blog, I thought Kel wrote it??
I changed my mind, I think you did write it. :)
I think Trisha is right...Kel wrote it right after her encounter with Psycho number 2.
Oh yes, I think you are right!!!
I remember sitting in my bedroom with Kel - writing this - but maybe I was just adding to it instead of authoring it. Either way, it's a good one!! ;)
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